Jessica -
Queensland, Australia.
I like tattoos, bearded men and dogs.
instagram.com/kikocakee

 

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.

The most sober thing a drunk person could say. (via mofobian)

(Source: just-keep-swimming-jade)

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(Source: blue-collar-girl)

It’s scary to think that there are words meant for me but were never said to me.

jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

wattleandgum:

king-owl:

australians all let us rejoice

We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.

wattleandgum:

king-owl:

australians all let us rejoice

We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.