Jessica -
Queensland, Australia.
I like tattoos, bearded men and dogs.
instagram.com/kikocakee

 

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.

The most sober thing a drunk person could say. (via mofobian)

(Source: just-keep-swimming-jade)

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(Source: blue-collar-girl)

It’s scary to think that there are words meant for me but were never said to me.

jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

wattleandgum:

king-owl:

australians all let us rejoice

We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.

wattleandgum:

king-owl:

australians all let us rejoice

We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.


Naked embrace is such a beautiful thing I love the feeling of her body as I cuddle her against me, and you know she’s a little colder than usual, so you hold her even tighter. This is pure intimacy.

Naked embrace is such a beautiful thing
I love the feeling of her body as I cuddle her against me, and you know she’s a little colder than usual, so you hold her even tighter.
This is pure intimacy.

(Source: melisica)

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD

(Source: 4gifs)

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

(Source: meladoodle)

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging